Sufficiently Punished

Okay, so I hope you learned your lesson. Actually, I'm sorry for the long delay. I haven't really checked my blog in a while because frankly I didn't want to hear that sorry song. Needless to say Hasselhoff has haunted my dreams since I posted that so I feel safe saying that the punishment hurt me way worse than it hurt you. There is one good thing that came out of this whole experience though. I have a new happy dance that involves flailing my arms wildly and growling the words, "Ooga Chaka" repeatedly.

As a public service announcement I would like to warn all of you of an epidemic that seems to be sweeping the country right now. It is especially prevalent among people my age and I feel it my duty to warn you all so that you might take precautions to protect yourself. Can you guess what it is? That's right, it's pregnancy. Now, don't get excited I am not pregnant though I have been accused of it. Nor is my wife. So, Mom,you can breathe normally. Though we are not pregnant, everybody I know seems to be or have recently been. In fact, I was shocked the other day when I asked my four year old niece whether she liked the chicken nugget she was eating and she responded by saying, "I'm not eating it. The baby in my tummy is." (True story)
Now, obviously my niece is not pregnant but she has been infected by the disease we will call "baby fever".

I do want to say congratulations to all those who have just had babies or are currently pregnant. May God continue to bless you and your families. Now, I must go. The baby in my tummy is kicking. I think it's hungry.